SHREK'S CORPORATE ESCAPE PLAN

Shrek wasn't one for the rat race. Sure, his swamp was lonely, but at least it provided him freedom from stuffy conferences. But when a ruthless corporation threatened to consume his beloved mud, Shrek knew he had to create a plan. He couldn't let them eliminate his tranquil way of life! His first step? Recruiting an unlikely band. A mischievous fa

Man, this gig really wastes. I'm so busted I could just lay down. All I wanna do is chug some soda and stare at the ceiling for days. But first, gotta share a few Lord Farquaad memes to celebrate the boredom. no thanks Work is a real journey, man. This corporate ladder you see? It's just a staircase leading to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it